My guest today is Linda Swift. Writing for 6 publishers, Linda has ten books
of fiction and four short stories currently available, with two additional
books and three short stories to be released this year. She’s lived in many places throughout the
world, and while living in the UK in 1999-2000, she visited many of the castles
where Mary Queen of Scots was a "guest" and became fascinated with
both castles and the queen. The result
of that stay was her latest release, Maid
of the Midlands, which will soon be
followed by a sequel, Mistress of
Huntleigh Hall. Welcome, Linda!
What’s the
naughtiest thing you've ever done?
As a small child living in a rural area, I
robbed a setting hen’s nest of all her eggs to make mud pies. I took them one
at a time, stirring more dirt and water into the mix each time. When I had a
pan full, I realized my “crime” might be discovered so I dug a shallow hole and
buried the mixture. I didn’t get caught and never did confess until years later
when pregnant with my first child. I suppose I was wondering what secret sins
my own child might commit later on and I told my mother about the incident. She
accepted my story as the unimportant act that it was but my belated confession
certainly lifted a heavy weight off my conscience!
What’s the worst
job you've ever had?
In the early days of my marriage I was a
stay-at-home mother, my husband was in a work training program, and money was
scarce. I didn’t want to take a regular job and leave my children so I sold
cosmetics door-to-door for a few hours during the day while my mother babysat.
I hated every minute of it. I am not a natural born salesperson and knocking on
the doors of strangers was pure torture.
I think I’d hate
that too, and I admire you for sticking with it! So in complete contrast, tell me about the best
job you've ever had.
I
have it now. To be able to write books, have them published, and experience the
response of people who read them is a dream realized. I enjoyed my work with
children in public education in three states over a number of years, but always
in the back of my mind was the desire to be a published writer. Creating
stories, receiving new covers, the release of the finished product, having book
signings, presenting programs about what I do, all are very satisfying. I even
enjoy the editing process! Did I mention getting royalty checks? Okay, I’m
working longer hours for less pay than any job I’ve ever had except selling
cosmetics, but this not about money as any truly dedicated writer knows.
What would be
your perfect day?
I would sleep until I woke naturally, have
breakfast of my choice, take a walk, work in my study. I would meet a friend
for lunch. In the afternoon maybe work for a while or read or nap. I’d go out
to dinner with my husband, watch the evening news on TV, read the newspaper
and/or a book. About midnight, I’d be ready for bed again. I am never bored
staying home and doing simple things. Did you notice that cooking or doing
housework was not included in my day? I would have paid help for that, of
course.
It sounds like bliss, especially the bit about no housework! Linda, what's your
favourite sandwich, and where in the world is the best place to eat it?
A chicken salad sandwich (with pecans and
grapes in it) on rye bread would be perfect served at an outside cafe on
Coronado Island overlooking the Pacific.
I might just have to try out that recipe, it sounds delicious! Which household
chore would you happily give up forever?
Only one? How can I choose a “least” favorite?
I suppose cooking which seems so boring day in and day out. I don’t mind
preparing special meals for holidays but the repetition of doing this over and
over depresses me. But to my credit, I love to iron. Too bad almost everything
now is wrinkle-free or else supposed to be worn with wrinkles!
What talent or skill would you love to have that you don’t have now?
I would love to be able to play piano and I took
lessons for a few months as a child but they didn’t “take” on me. So I did the
next best thing by marrying a man who played piano (and now electronic
keyboard) beautifully. I also wanted to have a beautiful voice and be able to
sing well but I only mouth the words when I sing in church to avoid those
nearby wondering how a frog got into the building. Both my son, daughter, and
son-in-law are musical and are working or have worked as professional
musicians. All three were in a Broadway musical that toured the country for two
years, so my wish has been granted in a convoluted way
Indeed! And as I know you’ve said
before, you make music with words, Linda!
Tell me, what drives you seriously nuts?
People who make fun of other people. I think this
is the ugliest character trait anyone can have. To laugh at someone for
whatever reason is probably an effort to cover insecurity and lack of
self-confidence but that doesn’t excuse it.
People who don’t do what they say they will comes a close second. And
people who don’t give credit to others for what they do or take credit for what
they have not done is also on my list.
Which animal do
you think you’re most like, and why?
I’m probably most like a cat. I am
independent, and I love to curl up in a warm place indoors and do nothing. But
I am loyal like a dog and so persistent that my husband says I am like a “dog
with a bone” when I set my mind on something. I am also verbal like a
mockingbird. So I suppose I’m really an enigma whatever species that is.
What’s the best
review you've ever had?
My best review was actually a composite of
four 5-star reviews (Long and Short Reviews/ Manic Readers/The Romance
Studio/You Gotta Read Reviews) and Romantic Times for my Civil War saga, This Time Forever.
These reviewers compared the book to Gone With The Wind and the TV mini-series
North and South. All of them “got” what I was trying to say, felt empathy for
both sides of this tragic war, loved my characters as I did and validated my
ability to research and create a story that was worthy of the subject. This was
the “book of my heart” and in my heart I know it is the best work I will ever
accomplish. It was rejected many times when submitted by my then-agent and I
almost despaired ever seeing it published. Then, ironically, this US Civil War
story was accepted by a Canadian publisher and through no planning on my part,
it was released in the first year of the Civil War Sesquicentennial
commemoration. Fate? I like to think so.
A definite meant-to be! Linda, it's been great getting to know more about you today, and I know my readers can catch up on all your news and books at your One-Link here to your website. Thanks so much for visiting - good luck in all that you do!